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I try to tell you all my secrets, I shrug

I open my mouth, but all that comes out is mud

Spank Rock

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I work too hard

to waste my shit on some skinny-ass chick with some A-cup tits

some analrexic vegan bitch

if I aint seeing D’s, I aint saying shit

Spank Rock & Big Freedia- Excuse Me- (7’ Dubstep Remix)

   And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you ‘dance like you’re from B-more.’  All the kids are doing it these days..

Spank Rock: #1 Hit

Sure, I too often wake up feeling like the coked out black version of Charlie Sheen.  Feel ya, brother.

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Man up, baby

Show a little bit of heart

Because we’ll never see the light if we’re afraid of the dark

(Source: chad-smayhem)

Car Song by Spank Rock featuring Santogold

   It shows me that perspective is everything.

   And above all else, there is no such thing as driving with no direction

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Everything Is Boring and Everyone Is a Fucking Liar

truth

DTF DADT- the new song from Spank Rock, my favorite thing of all time.

So with that being said, let’s all get our West-Baltimore on.

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“Just Dance”

        Bangers and cash.

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"So a friend of mine went to erykah badu’s album release party last weekend, and she said some group named Spank Rock was an opener. Spank Rock? Indie darling, electro, neon wearing, half-ass skateboarding, “party” hip-hop Spank Rock, opening for righteous, empowered, proud black woman, soul sista extraordinaire Erykah Badu? Who possibly thought that was a good idea? Apparently Spank Rock’s rapper, Naeem Juwan, spent the greater part of the set rapping about his penis. He also mentioned he wanted to eff a white woman until his dick became racist. As you can imagine, the Erykah Badu crowd wasn’t very receptive. According to my friend, the crowd proceeded to throw things at the band, and booed them off the stage."

-rexineffex

But honestly, everything this “person” complained about is exactly why Spank Rock is my favorite music ensemble in the world right now.  Shake it till my dick turns racist is nothing short of the greatest song ever recorded, and also had has a 100% success rate as a pick up line at raves (my roommate’s used it 3 times, lol)  So I’m-a keep rubbin dem stones on some djembe drums 

“Shake it ‘til My Dicks Turns Racist”

Is by far the greatest name for a song in the history of recorded music.