Good evening, folks! And welcome back to your favorite game show: Fuck, Marry, and Kill
Tonight’s contestant is a 21 year old student who traveled all the way here from West University. His name is Jones, and if he just survives our upcoming lightning round, he will leave here today with the Grand Prize!
We all know the rules to the game, but the lightning round is just a little bit different. Instead of hypothetical people as usual, we’ll be asking you about people in your actual life.
Let’s get started~
So, Jones, are ready to play, FUCK- MARRY- KILL!?
”I-i-I sure am.”
Don’t be nervous, sport! After all, it is up to you.
The contestant laughed uneasily, feeling the invisible gun that was pressed against his temple.
”Okay then, FUCK- MARRY- KILL: your first love, the hottest girl at your work, and you’re girlfriend of a year and a half.”
”My girlfriend,” he proclaimed without a hint of hesitation in his voice, “and I choose her for all three.”
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And that pretty much sums it up right there. I like to think, in a weird way, that we both win.
